Holy Batman!

Let me recount the events of last night for you:

At 2am I woke up due to some scraping noises. I've never lived alone so it freaked me out.

You know when you're a little kid and something scares you so you pull the covers up to your chin to become invisible? Yeah, I did that.

I decide to ignore the noises and go back to sleep.

After another 3 minutes which feel like a lifetime, I decide I can't stand it because it's so loud. Put on glasses and light.

Lo and behold, there is a bat swooping around my bedroom. Mind you, I've seen bats before, but this was the biggest sucker I've ever seen. He must have a wingspan of 8 inches.

Put the covers back over my head and run into the living room. All the lights in the house are now on.

The bat comes into the living room. I shut the bathroom door and the door to my bedroom and decide that I can't deal with the bat at the moment and I need to sleep. At least if it's in the living room I can sleep in the bedroom, right?

Ha ha! The battard got back into my bedroom. How, you ask? I have no idea.

Does anyone want to come over tonight between the hours of 11pm-2am and catch a bat with me?

EDIT:
I've heard so many way to catch a bat from MSU faculty: broom, towel, silly string, tennis racket...got any other ideas?