Saturday=Cleaning day

The problem with having a house is cleaning the house.

All of a sudden Mom's insistence that the sink must be wiped off seems like brilliant theology.

Who doesn't love Soul Train to jam to and make fun of while they are cleaning (or doing anything else for that matter)? Did you know the skanks line up outside of the studio each taping day and they go through and pick the most skanked out ones? Of course there are the regulars...you know which ones that I mean.

If I believed in reincarnation, I'd like to come back as a busty, ballsy, contralto black woman.