Found this on the net and it made me smile...

Birthing Hips

Healthy birthing hips
Full luscious lips
Are what I need
In the mother of my seed
A woman with curvature
Sound mind and mature
Not too thin 'Cause I need more skin
A body i can hold
On nights when it's cold
Sent from above
There is more of her to love
So follow these tips
Get a woman with healthy birthing hips