On a Lighter Note...

Here's only one of many reasons that the place I work is TRASHY:

You know how sometimes there are little shniblets of paper and what not that clutter up the floor of the classrooms? The little pieces that get torn off when students rip pages out of their notebooks are known as "shniblets" in my world, ok?

Well, along with the usual shniblets and paperclips and whatnot there was an especially amazing example of how awesome this school is. There on the floor, right in front of the whiteboard, was an acrylic nail.